but how do you convince little kids to wear clever costumes they won’t appreciate?
"mommy can i be batman?"
"no you and your brother are going as van gogh and the starry night painting, it’ll be so hilarious and witty"
"i want to be batman though"
"shhhhh mommy needs more followers on pinterest"
hand writing at the start of an exam
hand writing at the end of an exam
yeah ur secrets safe with me
I wasn’t listening in the first place
do u ever go to school confident in what ur wearing and then u actually get there and ur kind of just like wow well this was an awful idea
OH MY GOD
my mom just said to me “if justin bieber doesn’t get his act together he’s gonna ruin the whole bands career not just his”
my mom thinks justin bieber is part of one direction
fuck wit us and we tweakin ho